10.00 It's go time. 'David LeGary' is talking about his 'vision' for the opening of WWDC.
09.58 - DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH. UPTOWN FUNK GON' GIVE IT TO YA.
09.55 - We're being told that it's about to start and to turn off all phones. Ha. Good luck.
09.51 - Not much happening still - people are stressing about the WiFi A LOT and there are a lot of Apple execs around. Standard WWDC stuff.
09.44 - Zane Lowe just wandered past. Wearing a leather jacket. Probably to hide the sweat of the new streaming service that's about to be announced.
09.39 - Jony Ive is here. He's wearing a cotton blue number atop his broad shoulders. #fashionwwdc
09.36 - Settled in my seat and there's a definite aroma of mint around. And a fancy shower gel. I think it's someone sitting near me.
The girl next to me is frantically messing around with DNS settings as the WiFi is a bit patchy here, so if I suddenly stop typing mid-senten
09.20 - CONFIRMED: Macs will be involved at some point in today's keynote.
09.10 - "The epicenter of change" apparently. Wish it read "epic center" - would have been cooler.
09.00 - We're here! The sun is out, I'm in shorts and there's a spring in my step. Now to go and sit inside for several hours in a windowless room. Oh.
08.15 - The latest image in the Apple store highlight's the firm's four core products - Watch, iPhone, iPad and MacBook - and you can expect all of them to get a mention today.
05.47 PDT - As the sun rises over San Francisco we wonder how Google is feeling today. Can Apple compete with Android M? How many times will Tim Cook say gorgeous? What ever happened to scarf guy?
04.21 PDT - BIG NEWS. Tim Cook is awake. He's like a kid on Christmas, knocking on his parent's bedroom door as they tell him to "go back to f***ing bed" - in this case though, the parent is Jony Ive, and Jony loves a lie in.
03.00 PDT - Just seven hours to go until Tim Cook takes to the stage at Moscone West - wonder how he's sleeping?
